howpersonalcanthisget?

outofcontextchrisfleming:

outofcontextchrisfleming:

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

(via the-lesbian-thespian)

ifisgood:

the-cheshire-cat-grin:

fobhd:

hozieredits:

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipe and fiddle
What’s hotter than mustard and milder than cream
What best wets your whistle, what’s clearer than crystal
What’s sweeter than honey and stronger than steam

What can make the dumb talk, what can make the lame walk,
What’s the elixir of life and philosopher’s stone
And what helped Mr. Brunnell to dig the Thames Tunnel
Sure wasn’t it whiskey from ould Inisowen

So stick to the cratur’ the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
And boys I’d have wonder, if lightning and thunder
Was made from the plunder of whiskey me boys.

(via xiaq)

twinkcommunist:

dudebrosunited1:

solitarypersephone:

Direct fucking action.

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

(via mens-rights-activia)

bob-belcher:

kaijuno: